Fox Rox!

This is a fox, his name is Solomon. He looks pretty innocent. Right? Hmph. Well thats what you thought!

Well, take a second look! See those shady, shifty eyes? He has another story. There is more to Solomon than meets the eye.

At night he becomes Mad Dawg McGill and he is here to Rock Your Socks! And you know why??

Because FOX ROX!!

Breakin the Rules

This is the story about one bad ass goat. He likes to break the rules and do things his own way. F what anyone else thinks or says! They can all kiss his butt!

Well, one day, this goat decided that he was not going to eat any more grass, and he was not going to suffer through anymore cans! He deserved more out of life than crap like that!

So, he goes on a walk, and while on the walk smells the most delicious thing he has ever smelled in all of his young life! OH! Its bacon! I have heard about bacon, but have never had it! I have got to try and get some of that stuff...

So with a rumbling tummy and a drooling mouth, he inched closer and closer to his prize.

*SNATCH!*

And off he ran with the yummiest bacon in the world hanging from his mouth! He could hear someone's sad cries, but he refused to look back. He is a bad ass. And he does what he wants.

I'll Set You Free

I will shape myself into your pocket
Invisible
Do what you want
Do what you want

I will shrink and I will disappear
I will slip into the groove and cut me off
And cut me off

There's an empty space inside my heart
Where the weeds take root

And now I'll set you free
I'll set you free

Slowly we unfurl
As lotus flowers

'Cos all I want is the moon upon a stick
Just to see what if
Just to see what is
I can't kick your habit

Just to fill your fast ballooning head
Listen to your heart

We will shrink and we'll be quiet as mice
And while the cat is away

Do what we want
Do what we want

There's an empty space inside my heart
Where the weeds take root
So now I'll set you free
I'll set you free

'Cos all I want is the moon upon a stick
Just to see what if
Just to see what is
The bird lights float into my room

Meep

They say that when you are alone.. No one can hear you, or know that you need a saviour. But, everyone needs some help. I mean... If you are all alone in the woods and lost...

And you hear footsteps behind you! Run, hide, quick! They are coming for you! MEEP! MEEP! Help me!!!

What can you do? All you know, is the hide. Someone will come! Someone will know you need them!

And then, there he is. From, seemingly, out of nowhere. Your saviour. Your heart. There to save the day! 

For Real.

They say a tragedy happened on March 11, 2011. I am here to say differently. I say this was planned, covered up and then portrayed as an act of Nature. It all started early that morning. President Obama had been on a trip to Alaska, to speak with important military officials there. He decided to stop by and inspect the condition of the HAARP program.

Everything was going well, and our President was not worried! He was laid back and relaxed... Or was he?! One will never know the truth of what was really going through his mind. BUT we do know this is what happened....

President Obama's foot was upon the desk without care. One of the officers he was meeting with told a joke that our President found delightful, and so he began to laugh. He laughed so hard that he didnt realize that his own foot had hit the button on the keyboard to launch the program! OH NO! And it was targeted directly at Japan! What are we going to do now!!

Here is the response that a lot of Americans seem to be giving... Whether it is right or wrong is for God to decide. I am just here to speak the truth.



Who Am I?

I am a VERY elusive animal. A solitary, burrowing carnivorous mammal, related to the weasel and sometimes called a skunk bear (though you better not try to!). Here are some clues to help you figure out who I am! 

I like to stay low to the ground. This is partly because I am one short animal, but there are other reasons too! Being low helps me to move more swiftly across the land, so I can pounce upon my prey. Rip its throat out and eat it before it has any idea what is going on!

I also have very huge feet. My big furry feet act as snowshoes in the winter allowing me to bound along on the top of the snow and chase caribou, moose or other large animals. I am a cunning, fearless predator... I am a BEAST!



One last clue! I LOVE to just chill out and lay around in moss ALL DAY! In the moss, I like to roll back and forth and bask in the sun. Also I eat small animals that are running around and unsuspecting. I catch many mice this way!

 

Please leave all ideas of who you think that I am in the comments down below!

Dolphins are dumb.

You know... People always say that dolphins are just so smart. That there is no creature on God's green Earth that is smarter than a dolphin! Well my friend, I am going to prove you wrong today! While it is true that in the sea, they are smarter than a lot of the other animals, there are many circumstances that prove dolphins to be retards, time and time again!



One example is when they think that they can just swim onto shore and hang out! Like people actually want them there! Well, hells no you damn dolphins! We will show you!



And then those dolphins think that everyone wants to catch them and have them as pets! No you dummys! Those nets are for the tuna fish! I hope you die and I hope that it hurts like hell!

And the last example, my friends, that I will leave you with today, is how dolphins are dumb on the grill. They think that it is just a nice warm bed for them to lay on and warm up on a chilly autumn day. Well, "Ha!" I say! You are going to be cooked and you will fill our tummys with yummy, yummy dolphin meat!



Childhood Memories

Growing up, I didn't have many toys since we were poor. So I used to cut action figures and other toys out of pieces of paper, for me to play with. In the fall, I had Leafy McGee(which was always a red leaf from the tree beside my house) and Cigs McStix (an empty Marlboro Menthol pack). The three of us would have the best adventures!  

This one time I remember the three of us (I didn’t have very many friends because I didn’t have any cool toys or video games or anything) went to the playground and we were taking turns going down the slide.


 





Well... Leaving the park, I caught the sleeve of my jacket on a tree branch and ripped a hole in my jacket!  I knew my mom would be upset, so I ran home and got all the money I had been saving and went to the store and got scotch tape to try and repair my jacket. Somehow I had made it even worse looking!  

Anyhow, my mom saw my jacket and beat me with a coat hanger.  All I got that year for Chirstmas was a new jacket.  Oh yeah I had to wear the jacket with a hole in it from about the beginning of November to the end of December.